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The Edersbow Joke/Humor Section

Postby DalSaffier on Mon Sep 25, 2017 3:24 am

Hey, everyone! I've decided to create this thread for us to share a few laughs. When you're constantly not on target, you may need a moment to relax and dive into humor, it would help you loosen up for the next bow hunt. Let me begin with a few short ones:

I was addicted to poultry until after thanksgiving..

It was a terrible cold turkey.
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Re: The Edersbow Joke/Humor Section

Postby DalSaffier on Mon Sep 25, 2017 3:27 am

A little boy comes home from school and tells his father, "I got an F in math today."

His father replies, "What happened?"

The boy says, "Well, my teacher asked me, 'What's 3 times 2', and I said 6.'"

The father replies, "Well, that's correct."

The boy says, "I know. Then she asked me, 'What's 2 times 3.'"

The father then replies, "What the f**k is the difference?"

The boys says, "That's what I said!"
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Re: The Edersbow Joke/Humor Section

Postby DalSaffier on Mon Sep 25, 2017 3:28 am

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships..

Apparently, "In HD" wasn't the answer she wanted to hear.
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Re: The Edersbow Joke/Humor Section

Postby DalSaffier on Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:06 am

A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar.

The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars are bad for you."

The boy looks over and responds, "My great-grandfather lived to be one hundred and five".

The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?"

"No," says the boy, "he minded his own f**ing business."
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Re: The Edersbow Joke/Humor Section

Postby DalSaffier on Tue Sep 26, 2017 1:15 am

How does a zombie freshen their breath?

They eat a liga-mint.
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Re: The Edersbow Joke/Humor Section

Postby DalSaffier on Tue Sep 26, 2017 1:17 am

Whenever a problem occurs, I doubt alcohol is the answer.

But it's always worth a shot.
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Re: The Edersbow Joke/Humor Section

Postby DalSaffier on Tue Sep 26, 2017 1:18 am

Why did the beached whale go to the dentist?

He had shore teeth.
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Re: The Edersbow Joke/Humor Section

Postby DalSaffier on Tue Sep 26, 2017 1:20 am

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?

The letter "m."
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Re: The Edersbow Joke/Humor Section

Postby DalSaffier on Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:16 am

I tried to take a girl out to hunt seals for a first date..

But she wasn't really Inuit.
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Re: The Edersbow Joke/Humor Section

Postby DalSaffier on Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:17 am

So I'm on this new Butane diet..

I know I just started, but I'm already feeling a little lighter.
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