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How women think...how men think

Postby Newarcher on Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:50 pm

Woman think:

Whew, what is that unholy smell in the refrigerator? Oh it is that spoiled salmon which went bad. Yikes, it is Monday and the trash doesn't run again until Thursday. No, I am not going to double bag that salmon and put it in the trash can OUTSIDE. Nope, I have a better idea...I think will just run out to the freezer where my wonderful husband keeps his stash of deer meat that has been providing for our family during the lean times and toss it in there until Thursday.


Man think:

I wonder if I can close the lid on the freezer with her intact or whether I will have to start sawing off limbs. Should have bought the full sized freezer--bad planning on my part. Will move wife after dark.


WTH? Throw rotting fish in with good meat!


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Re: How women think...how men think

Postby Jerod B. on Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:01 pm

divorce = so much less jail time :D

unless you drench your bride in gasoline, toss a lighted match in her direction, then use an aluminum bat to put out the flames.......you still get much jail time in that case...
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Re: How women think...how men think

Postby NDTracer on Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:11 pm

Maybe that is something father Widoe is teaching her, extra seasoning. Either that or some southern thing, I will let you take your pick. :twisted:
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Re: How women think...how men think

Postby Newarcher on Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:20 pm

I guess that Wi-doe would use it as a marinade afterall.....failure of imagination on my part.


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Re: How women think...how men think

Postby WI-DOE-MAKER on Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:50 am

Newarcher wrote:I guess that Wi-doe would use it as a marinade afterall.....failure of imagination on my part.


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Re: How women think...how men think

Postby JohnWick7 on Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:12 pm

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